LIMERICKS
When Vista came out we cried: “Whee!”
but later, unfortunately,
we realize with shock
the damn thing’s a crock
and yearn for the days of XP!
My modem was smoking, oh dear...
the flames would be next to appear,
I shut down the set
I ain’t fixed it yet
Who needs it? I’d rather buy beer!
I entered the world of PC
the acronyms bamboozled me
with GIF, CPU
and chatroomspeak too
I soon headed back to T.V!
My technician’s first name was Cyrus
his habits were hardly desirous
he’d fix your PC if you sat on his knee
but then you’d be left with a virus!
I googled my name with aplomb
but wasn’t prepared for the bomb
I needed a drink
when I clicked on the link
it sent me to assholes.com!
A PC technician called Tom
was helping to double my Rom
I left for a sec
came back – what the heck?
he had logged in to porno.com!
I searched for a gif for my blog
a King with a face like a frog
I found one you see
who looked just like me
I shouldn’t have drank so much grog!
I went on to facebook for fun
and said I was George Bush’s son
the emails were bad
telling me to kill Dad
and one of them sent me a gun!
I met her in chat, she was neat
her photo was pretty, petite,
we met for a meal
I saw her for real
I screamed and then ran down the street!
I stayed up all night on the net
my girlfriend is Durch: Juliette
I’m hooked on her site
ninety-five bucks a night
each day I get further in debt!
My printer will drive me to drink
I’m always refilling its ink
it empties my purse
to make matters worse
it’s usually on the blink!
I took a new mouse home last week
my girlfriend said I was a freak
I answered her “Please
just feed it some cheese
I’m sure that I just heard it squeak!”
My monitor went on the fritz
I ran to the store having fits
my new one is keen
webcam and wide screen
so now I can download nice tits!
